Monday, April 3, 2023

I Have An Important Announcement...

This announcement will change the face of professional interneting forever.

It will also be the biggest announcement in the history of the universe.

Here it comes... here's my big announcement.



I found a penny on the sidewalk and slipped it in my pocket.

Huge ramifications if true.

You see how announcing important announcements every couple weeks seem kinda worthless after a while? It's almost like saying every other event is history in the making. It goes from being a big deal to being a less than big deal to being a "eh, who gives a shit?"

Moral of the story: STOP HYPING UNIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS AS IMPORTANT UNLESS IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT!

Yeah, I'll tune in to Dynamite this Wednesday and share thoughts before the show... but I'm expecting big things from this so-called important announcement.

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