Congrats To Joe Bison

So... after days of counting votes, the outlaw mudshow otherwise known as this year's U.S. presidential election has reached its conclusion, as Joe Bison gained his votes to defeat the Orange Man.

Of course, Orange Man is crying foul at the results, claiming this is stolen and illegal counts are being voted or whatever. Indeed, we have a winner, but the shitstorm is just getting started.

As I said Wednesday, whatever happens afterwards is what you folks down south deserve. What that ends up being... I'm not entirely sure, but hopefully Sleepy Joe will able to figure it out soon while his meds are still a thing.

In all seriousness, though, congrats to Joe Biden for winning the election. What exactly he won is something he'll have to discover for himself, but I guess CNN will happy that they no longer have to shit on Orange Man.