Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Watched RAW and SMACKDOWN for the first time in a long time.

Might as well gather five points from each show...

1 - That segment with Alexa Bliss and the whole "This Is Your Life" bit was absolute shit. Bad acting, bad dialogue, and Bayley is made to look like a chump again. Good lord, this was pretty shit.

2 - Enzo's been attacked... gee, I wonder who it did. (Hint: It's Cig Bass.)

3 - Kurt Angle's in trouble because of a phone call... is this how they're bringing Stephanie back? Because if that's the case, it looks like I'm one and done.

4 - Miz vs. Ambrose for the IC title... didn't I already see this shit on Smackdown? (And it was done better there too.)

5 - The big multi-man thing isn't working for me. Not to mention the prize that awaits the winner (getting suplexed by the beast from Steroid City) is kinda shit.

So, no go for RAW.

As far as Smackdown goes...

1 - Baron Corbin bragging about beating Sami Zayn in a segment hosted by a guy who has beaten Sami Zayn for years is nothing worth bragging about.

2 - A multi-woman contest gets thrown out the window to make way for the ladies to have a Money In The Bank match to call their own. Gee, didn't see that coming. (Totally saw that coming...)

3 - Oh joy, it's New Day vs. Usos... again, didn't I see this shit on RAW already?

4 - Randy Orton cuts his usual droning promo while WWE Champion Jinder Mahinder appears on screen to gloat or something. Meh.

And that's about all I got... oh wait, missing one point.

5 - Dolph Ziggler beating AJ Styles... because I guess I'm supposed to care about Dolph Ziggler all of a sudden.

There. Now I'm done.

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