Monday, October 27, 2008

WWE Cyber Sunday 2008 Results

Watched a bit of RAW and... well... I couldn't stay awake Monday - the show bored me to a point where I actually felt like going to bed much earlier. I think that takes some effort when a show actually puts me to sleep and trust me when I say I usually have a hard time getting myself into sleep central.

So if RAW has anything to celebrate, it'll probably be that. Because the ratings (from what I've heard) won't be the source of joy this week.

I had PPV predictions to post, but shit happens and you know...

H anyway, here're the results of the show if you haven't seen it yet:

Mickie James wins the time-wasting Halloween Costume party, dressed as a boob-deflated Lara Croft. Yay. (2019 Update: To be fair, Mickie could easily fit in with the other Lara .

Miz and John Morrison defeat Cryme Tyme... in a match voted by the fans. I guess nobody wanted to see Mickie shoot anybody or have tag titles defended... oh well.

Chosen contender Honky Tonk Man defeats IC champ Santino Marella via DQ when Beth Phoenix tripped Honky... wow. Just wow. Lame. Next.

Proving ECW fans actually do have brain cells, new kid Evan Bourne was chosen as Matt Hardy's challenger to the ECW Title. Of course, Hardy prevails.

US Champ Shelton Benjamin defeated R-Truth in a preview match, the only match chosen by online votes as opposed to text messages.

Rey Mysterio defeated Kane in a No-Holds-Barred match. Sadly, neither Rip or Zeus showed up to Rip 'Em. (Someone please tell me you got that.)

Dave Batista ends his month-long choking streak by defeated Chris Jericho to win the World title. Special ref was STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

Undertaker defeated Big Show in a I-don't-give-a-shit match... er, I mean, Last Man Standing match... which means the same thing.

WWE Champ Triple H beats [insert opponent here] to retain title. Copy And Paste.


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