Monday, July 17, 2006

Saturday Night's Main Event Dead Last In The Ratings!

According to, WWE's latest edition of Saturday Night's Main Event was dead last in the national TV ratings, earning a 2.65.

When approached about the news, the Orange Goblin had to say: "Well, you know somethin', brutha? It shows that John Cena isn't ready for the main event, dude! The main event should have been me wrestling Edge for the title and winning it again for the umpteenth time, jack! And the rest of the card would have been replays of my daughter's cool video for the whole night, brutha! So whachagonnado, brutha?!"

Note that the above quote isn't true. For the original story, click here.

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