Saturday, April 1, 2006


According to an anonymous source, WWE has cancelled Wrestlemania despite sold-out tickets and massive buyrates. To add more insult to injury, no refunds are offered. When inquired about why the 22nd iteration was canned at the last minute, wrestling czar Vince McMahon replied with, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Further reports indicate a hitman was sighted in Chicago. He had already taken down former WWE official Tim White with a sharpshooter and is currently on the run. Sources say it might have been Bret Hart, who had been gunning for Shawn Michaels. Apparently, he read my post.

And if you believe all that, I have farmland in the Dagobah system. Sell ya cheap.

April Fools, would-be viewers.

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