Crocodile Dundee… 40 Years Later

If you grew up in the 80s, you knew about Crocodile Dundee.

Also, if you grew up in the 80s, get ready for the constant stream of reminders that you’re an old fart as many of your favorite 80s properties that you grew up watching, reading, and playing turn 40 in the coming years. Now it’s your turn to tell those kids to get off your goddamned lawn… or pretend you own a lawn, which is the more likely scenario these days, but I digress.

Crocodile Dundee saw release in Australian theaters in April 1986, while the rest of the world would get theirs in September. The story involves American reporter person Sue Charlton going to Australia to do a story on a strange fellow named Mick “Crocodile” Dundee, an individual who lives a rather interesting life in the Outback. So enamored by this strange individual that she invites him back to New York, where he is introduced to all the things we take for granted (circa 1986, of course) and oh boy, how does the strange out-of-towner deal with this zany city folk?

The classic fish out of water story, where some stranger heads into a strange land and is baffled by their surroundings. It’s the kind of tale that we’ve seen told countless times over the years to varying degrees of success. And in the hands of a lesser talent, it would have come across as hokey or mean-spirited, but Paul Hogan (who also wrote the script) plays Mick Dundee with enough charm and innocence that you can’t help but root for the guy as he adapts his new surroundings. He makes a point to never put Mick (or Hogan himself) in a situation that’s beyond his capability. Most importantly, things are played fairly straight and not treated like a hokey joke like most modern comedies would go for. Aussie Wilderness Person goes to New York and tries to fit in… great, go for it. No need to force laughs, the laughs will come naturally.

Honestly, the movie is almost entirely carried on the back of Paul Hogan because none of the other cast match up to him. Not because the acting is bad; it’s just everyone else seems a bit tame and normal in comparison. As such, they’re less interesting. Even Sue (played by Linda Kozlowski) falls into the trap of being smitten with this odd folk hero of sorts and being torn between that and the rich guy she’s dating. Spoiler: she makes the right call.

Crocodile Dundee is a fun movie and even after four decades, still holds up. The jokes and gags land where they should, the dialogue hits the right notes, and the main character sells the whole deal. It’s enough of a strong movie that when Netflix (Canada) took the movie down, I bought the trilogy Blu-Ray off Amazon because yay, I like me some Croc.

In 2025, a new version of the movie dubbed The Encore Cut was released, which removes some of the more “questionable” bits that wouldn’t land well with today’s moral standards. Some people will object to this sort of censorship, but I would suggest looking for old DVD or Blu-Ray releases instead if you want the original cut because they’re going to Lucas this as the standard going forward.

WCW Monday Nitro (May 13th, 1996) – What A Slam! Bow… Ree…

We open the show with Lex Luger camping out so that he wouldn’t NO SHOW his scheduled WCW World title match against the champion GIANT. Give him points for effort, I suppose.

Steiners defeat Public Enemy in what seems like their 284,872,895th match together this year… I swear it’s like every other week, these two are fighting each other at some point in time. Could it hurt to try and get some other teams for these guys to fight? Maybe bring Harlem Heat back into the mix or something? This is followed by Chris Benoit beating Dave Taylor with a Dragon Suplex in a stiff match and then Randy Savage is BANNED from entering the building, which triggers a conversation between he and Mongo, with Mean Gene along for the ride…. which I don’t mind because whenever you need someone to sum up the situation with a clever quip, you plug in Mean Gene Okerlund and let the man rip.

Ric Flair beats VK Wallstreet in a quick match before sitting at what they call a VIP table at ringside to watch the main event, which sees THE GIANT retain his WCW title over Lex Luger via a CHOKESLAM THROUGH RIC FLAIR’S VIP TABLE… which causes Sting to come out and check on his buddy because WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!

Still too soon?

So that was Nitro; a fun little show with some fun stuff that did its fair share of setting up the upcoming Slamboree PPV, which… hey, you know what? If that’s up on the channel, I might give that a watch this week. Should be fun.

Sleep And Cold Are Enemies Of The Empire… Or Something

Right, so there’s supposed to be a Crocodile Dundee: 40 Years Later post here today. That’s being pushed back to Thursday for a one-off thing before the rest of the series (all two of them) are slotted for the next couple Tuesdays. What’s stalling this one was the obvious Mother’s Day festivities, which involved fried chicken and cake… her preferred foods.

And then I went for a walk because I felt a bit bloated… and then I laid in bed for the rest of the day and by the time I woke up, it was one in the morning. I slept through the whole evening… which I hadn’t planned on doing.

I feel like it’s been like this for a few weeks now. I’d go on with my day, I’d have a dinner or so, I’d pass out, and then all of a sudden, hours will have passed. There used to be a time when I’d only take hour long naps and that’d be enough to get me by. Feels like my body is playing catch-up for all those insomnia filled late nights in my earlier years.

I suppose I should be happy that I’m getting more rest… I’d be much happier if I could choose when to get that more rest.

Also, while we’re at it, I wish these winds would die down and the heat would come in sooner. I’ll probably regret that when the summer season hits, but I tried to take a walk and the wind was ridiculous. Not so much the breeze, but the coolness. It irritates me.

Anyway, that’s it for me. Old video outtake from last decade is coming up later today for the blog visitors.

I Asked ChatGPT to Book Asuka’s Last Match… Against GUNTHER

WWE can have this one for free, by the way. It’s AI-generated, which they love – and it involves GUNTHER continuing his gimmick of having people’s last matches and then “retiring” them. And then if people shit on this thing, you can have McSon-In-Law tell them to fuck off and be fans… or have Nick Khan call them the vocal minority… or maybe drive up more subscriptions to hear Uncle Dave stammer about how this is the worst affront to a Japanese wrestler since Okada stubbed his toe or something.

I don’t know. I didn’t make this up – I just asked a question and some gimmick gave me an answer that thoroughly entertained me… which means the people who actually get PAID to throw this creative together are doing a worse off job than a common AI program that anyone can access. I’m not advocating for AI to completely book wrestling shows anytime soon, but at this point, it’s difficult to argue with results.

Anyway, I give you Asuka vs. GUNTHER in Asuka’s Last Match by ChatGPT. Enjoy and be afraid.

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WWE 2K22 (PC) – Kofi and Creed vs. TKO Snake Merchants

Former WWE tag team KOFI and CREED fend off TKO Snake Oil Merchants in an Empty Arena match simulated in an old WWE 2K video game playing on antiquated hardware that isn’t a Nintendo system. Also, some idiot rambles on stuff because sure, why not?

See you boys in three months, by the way. Best wishes.

On the other hand, though, it did get me back into the Universe Mode, where Kevin Owens continues to dominate as undisputed champion of the whole goddamned universe while every Samoan not named Samoa Joe is on the longest losing streak of all time and got deported to WCW with the other old timers. This will probably last about two days before I get bored and move on to something, if I haven’t already by the time you’re reading this piece of business.

Not compelled to do more of these… but as a one-off, sure, why not?

You’re Jobbing Asuka To GUNTHER, Aren’t You?

I can see it now.

Goldberg Complains About “Some Japanese Girl” Getting Better Send Off Than He Did.

Also, that big announcement John Cena teased is for another competition that nobody is going to care, but are going to pretend they do because the algorithm requires engagement… and Dauhausen’s mystery partner turned out to be a Minihausen.

I thought I told you clowns not to do mystery gimmicks anymore. They’re always disappointing and you suck at them.

This is where I remind people that I don’t have a Netflix subscription and have no such inclination to get one any time soon.

But, hey, that Ronda/Gina thing is next week, isn’t it? Maybe that’ll be a big hit or something… right?

Moving right along…