Friday, May 11, 2012

867 - John Cena Overcomes Another Obstacle: His Wife

The breaking news story here:

I guess old Johnny couldn't "rise above hate" and "gave up" on his marriage. Har, har, har.

Now people won't have that adultery card to play on when he hooks up with Eve Torres. Har, har, har.

Me so funny... or not.

What's not funny; kids believing that Johnny is the epitome of goodness and top of his game while this is going on. Which is not fair to the children who believe in him. I mean, come on. At least the Huckster had the decency to wait until reaching the senile point of the career to let out the dirty laundry.

At least the upcoming sex tape will be a fair more watch-- fucking hell, what am I doing?

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