Sunday, September 24, 2017

3247 - A Bit Of A Conundrum Tonight

On the one hand, there's the latest WWE PPV featuring Bork Lazer defending the Red Toy Belt against Brauny Man Strawman in what looks to be three minutes of interesting stuff paired up with two minutes of lazy-ass suplexes as well as the long-awaited encounter between Roman Reigns and John Cena in WWE's latest attempt to get people to care about Roman Reigns as "da big dawg, yo."

On the other hand, the new Star Trek: Discovery is debuting tonight and despite my less than excited lack of anticipation, it's still new Star Trek.

Such a difficult decision indeed...

Except it's not...

Because one will be on the WWE Network.

The other will be on CraveTV... or CBS Access if you're American.

Oh well... I guess the answer is obvious.

Back to Quarth!

Monday, September 18, 2017


There will never be another
Bobby Heenan.

Godspeed and thank you.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

3243 - One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Do you know, Booker?

3242 - JJ Abrams To Direct Episode IX... Here's A Title Suggestion

Here's a title suggestion for Disney in honor of their recent news that JJ Abrams will return to direct Episode IX. You can even have the above "retro" title logo, if you want.


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

3239 - Global Force Gold Network!

Quick note: I'm writing this on a Tablet using the Blogger app, which apparently hasn't heard of a common little feature called "spell check." Thus, if any typos show up (especially in regards to some BIG words), I'll fix them later when I'm back on the computer.

With that out of the way...

So Global Force Gold has decided to start up their own Global Force Network, where people can watch over thirteen years of wrestling pay-per-views and television programs featuring their former stars who are currently participating in solid matches over at WWE. This bit of news broke out amid rumors that Anthem Sports Network is looking to sell off Impact Wrestling because the business is hemorraging money.

I don't want to comment on the whole "Anthem wanting out" business until there's something a little more concrete to read into, but as far as this Network idea goes... sure, why not?

Mind you, it's not something I'd be interested in all that much as the WWE Network more than satisfies any wrestling urges I might have these days... but for the diehard TNA fan who wants to relive better days, this wouldn't be a bad way to go about it... depending on how it's executed and such.

Now with all that being said, my only question remaining is... when do I get my gold bars, Jeff?

Yeah, that is all I have.


3238 - You Know...

No matter how much you try to put out a compelling product - and fail somewhat at it - you'll never get over the sad reality that the biggest story in your company is its financial standing. As much as I am against good people losing their jobs through no fault of their own, I can only say...

Please, for the love of Dixie, let it die already.