Wednesday, November 25, 2015

2710 - Irate Gamer Does Castlevania

Done as a favor to a friend who is now no longer a friend and on my potential hit list. Sleep well, for you shall know the taste of destruction soon enough.

"The less said, the better" apparently means a 15+ minute "commentary" on the Bores' attempt at a Castlevania video and my efforts in, well, not being bored.

Monday, November 23, 2015

2709 - WWE Survivor Series 2015: Cue The Fail Horn

Last Sunday night was the celebration of a milestone in WWE, as it marked the twenty-fifth anniversary of the debut of WWE's most enduring and iconic superstar. Unfortunately, the Gobbledy Gooker was unavailable, so they settled with 25 Years Of Undertaker instead... so there's that, I suppose. There's also that WWE World Title tournament to fill the vacancy left by former champion Seth Rollins, who hurt his knee at a overseas event and is supposed to be out for six to nine months. Get well soon, Seth.

Anyway, on with the show, which opens up with Lillian Garcia singing the National Anthem to show terrorists that we won't be threatened by them. Well, I guess it's better than moving to a smaller venue due to poor ticket sales... er, I mean, a bomb threat. Right.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

2708 - WWF Survivor Series 1990

November 22, 1990 was the day the fourth annual WWF Survivor Series event took place at. This event was notable for two noteworthy events; the hatching of the Survivor Series egg that introduced the world to the short-lived Gobbledy Gooker and the rather unassuming debut of the Undertaker. I will let you decide which of those two went on to become something of a big deal, but given the two choices, it's obvious which one is the correct one.

So on this day, twenty-five years to the day since that event took place, I give it something of a quick lookie at this event that would give us perhaps one of the most enduring Superstars of all time... the Gobbledy Gooker.

Oh yeah, and that other guy too.

2707 - DTM-Cast: Episode 47

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Friday, November 20, 2015

2703 - Suburban Commando thing

Movie Review - Suburban Commando (1991) by TheTwistedRealmOfDTM

2702 - Irate Gamer Does Castlevania....ehhh.

With a running time of a little under twelve minutes, you'd expect nothing but the best... until you realize that this is the Irate Gamer we're talking about and such run times often denote a shitty sketch or twenty. Yeah, as far as this episode goes, it was kind of a bust. The montage didn't work for me, the references fell flat, and this is the second episode where a previous video is recycled.

Yeah, this wasn't a good show by any means... and yet incredibly, the write-up on this thing from the IGSucks blog was almost as bad. Sometimes, the guy does good write-ups, but then there are times when you read something and can't help but feel stupid for doing so.

Some "gems" from said write-up;

"Takes a swig of vampire blood?" Are you fucking shitting me?

"Do you just want an audience of seal-clapping plebeians that believe references by themselves are jokes?" Well, if it worked for Channel Awesome... just saying.

"He gets killed by [a spike crusher], remembers the same thing in Contra, and hopes to find the “Spray Gun”, prompting a scene where Simon gets the Spread Gun “S” and fires a bunch of shots at Medusa Heads. Sorry, this isn’t Super Mario Crossover." Yeah, Super Mario Crossover merely let you play as NES characters in SMB levels, not mix and match weapons. There's never an instance where Simon picks up a Spreader or Ryu Hayabusa can toss sacred water. Maybe you should've gotten an informant to look up Exploding Rabbit's website rather than spy on Bores' Facebook.

And then there's the title of the post. What is a moron? A imbecilic collection of tripe cliches... that doesn't even make any sense!

Anyway, that's my two cents.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

2701 - TNA Is Coming To POP!

What the fuck is a POP? Derp.

But good for TNA. They managed to survive for another year... assuming people know what POP is, I guess.