Castlevania II: Captain Obvious Ed.

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

2184 - This Is Going To Be Painful... For Troi And The Audience



Advance warning for an intended live half-past-midnight "event" where I play an old Star Trek: The Next Generation DOS game... either it'll be loads of fun or we'll never do this again... all signs point to the latter.

2183 - Bomb Jack

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

2182 - RAW Numbers Are Low

From today's WON update:
http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/40371-raw-falls-near-record-low

"Raw did 3.51 million viewers last night, the lowest rating for the show since a Christmas Eve show in 2012. It was the lowest non-holiday audience for Raw since December 3, 2012, a show that did 3.43 million viewers, and one of the lowest rated non-holiday episodes since 1997."

Anyone still want to argue that a vacationing Brock Lesnar as WWE World Champion is best for business? Because I think the above just proved otherwise.

Part of me is suddenly rooting for a 16th John Cena World title reign.

2181 - WWF RAW (SNES)



Warning: this review does not feature Dean Ambrose jobbing to a fucking exploding television.

Monday, December 15, 2014

2179 - 5 Days Of Shitsmas... Living Up To The Label

For anyone who cares about my thoughts on the "12 Days Of Shitsmas" AVGN marathon... the name is indeed appropriate.

Day 1: Tagin' Dragon
Not much to say about this one; typical Nerd thing.

Day 2: ALF (Master System)
I'm assuming Mike Matei wrote the script for this one because this has his trademark puppet sex fetish obsession all over this one. Terrible episode.

Day 3: Crazybus (Genesis)
Like I said in the video, it's a fucking tech demo.

Day 4: Ren & Stimpy: Fire Dogs (SNES)
This one's alright. Not quite funny, but there's enough here that it could pass for a review... somewhat.

Day 5: Rocky & Bullwinkle (NES)
Terrible, predictable, unfunny, the epitome of non-medy, felt like I was watching an old NC17Productions video rather than a Nerd video... although given the quality of the substance, the two are practically interchangeable.

2178 - Frogger (SNES)

2177 - "Fun" With Crazybus (Genesis)



Spoiler Warning: The "fun" part only lasts a minute while the rest of the video is someone wondering why anyone would waste an exorbitant amount of time making derpy "angry" faces for a tech demo.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

2176 - Tables, Ladders, Chairs, Stairs, and Stools

The final WWE "special event" of the year is an interesting one... yeah, no real snazzy introduction for this one, because regardless of whether you're paying 9.99 or 59.99 for this show, it had no chance of even top last month's Survivor Series PPV event, much less the incredible NXT Takeover show from a couple days prior. If you ever wanted to see a stark contrast between the WWE product and their developmental product, check out NXT, which is a refreshing slice of the wrestling pie.

Alas, this post is about the rotten strudel known as TLC... and Stairs... and Stools... and TVs...

2175 - This Frog Lost The Will To Live